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            <title>A Scary Scary Spider</title>
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            <title>Just Another Turdball</title>
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            <title>9 layer cake</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 13:36:38 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>Hershey’s Perfectly Chocolate cake recipe with peanut butter icing. It’s pretty moist, but maybe a touch too sweet.    View this post on Instagram        9 layer cake. Hershey&amp;#39;s Perfectly Chocolate cake recipe with peanut butter icing. It&amp;#39;s pretty moist, but maybe a touch too sweet.
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            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2019 19:22:22 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>    View this post on Instagram        Service for two.
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            <title>12 Layer Smith Island Cake</title>
            <link>https://turdballs.com/posts/49-post/</link>
            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2019 19:22:21 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>A fun cooking experiment.    View this post on Instagram        12 Layer Smith Island Cake. A fun cooking experiment.
A post shared by Drew Fowler (@ransondrew) on Nov 24, 2019 at 3:29pm PST</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A fun cooking experiment.


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A fun cooking experiment.</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ransondrew/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> Drew Fowler</a> (@ransondrew) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2019-11-24T23:29:04+00:00">Nov 24, 2019 at 3:29pm PST</time></p></div></blockquote>
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            <title>Integrations</title>
            <link>https://turdballs.com/posts/48-post/</link>
            <pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 19:32:38 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>I set up an IFTTT.com recipe that creates a post on this blog every time I post a photo to Instagram. It works pretty well.
The photo posted here is actually a link to Instagram, so I guess if anything ever happens to the external link function on Instagram, these blog posts will have broken image links. I suppose if Instagram shuts down, I’ll have to download the images and redo the links.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I set up an IFTTT.com recipe that creates a post on this blog every time I post a photo to Instagram. It works pretty well.</p>
<p>The photo posted here is actually a link to Instagram, so I guess if anything ever happens to the external link function on Instagram, these blog posts will have broken image links. I suppose if Instagram shuts down, I’ll have to download the images and redo the links. I guess that could be time consuming if I have a lot of them. But, I’ll worry about that when the time comes.</p>
<p>The only other issue is that the linked photo is a little too big for the normal post format. This means if I bring the site up on a mobile device, the images look all wonky. My current fix is to manually adjust the linked image to the right size. For now it works. Maybe later I will try to find a way to automate the fix. Or perhaps there is a way to fix the IFTTT recipe.</p>
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            <title>Nothing much has changed in the last seven years.</title>
            <link>https://turdballs.com/posts/47-post/</link>
            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2019 08:52:57 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>    View this post on Instagram        Nothing much has changed in the last seven years.
A post shared by Drew Fowler (@ransondrew) on Oct 30, 2019 at 5:41am PDT
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margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ransondrew/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> Drew Fowler</a> (@ransondrew) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2019-10-30T12:41:09+00:00">Oct 30, 2019 at 5:41am PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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            <title>Jack-o’-lantern update</title>
            <link>https://turdballs.com/posts/46-post/</link>
            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Oct 2019 19:35:29 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>Emmy waited for me the finish my plain one to make her fancy one.    View this post on Instagram        Jack-o&amp;#39;-lantern update. Emmy waited for me the finish my plain one to make her fancy one.
A post shared by Drew Fowler (@ransondrew) on Oct 26, 2019 at 4:47pm PDT</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Emmy waited for me the finish my plain one to make her fancy one.


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Emmy waited for me the finish my plain one to make her fancy one.</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ransondrew/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> Drew Fowler</a> (@ransondrew) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2019-10-26T23:47:37+00:00">Oct 26, 2019 at 4:47pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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            <title>Happy Halloween from Jack-o’-lantern 2019.</title>
            <link>https://turdballs.com/posts/45-post/</link>
            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Oct 2019 19:35:28 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>    View this post on Instagram        Happy Halloween from Jack-o&amp;#39;-lantern 2019.
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margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ransondrew/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> Drew Fowler</a> (@ransondrew) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2019-10-26T22:53:50+00:00">Oct 26, 2019 at 3:53pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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            <title>A Handsome Boy.</title>
            <link>https://turdballs.com/posts/44-post/</link>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 20:29:06 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>    View this post on Instagram        A Handsome Boy.
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            <description>It’s been a very long time since I posted anything other than a picture to this blog. I guess more entries are long overdue.
So why now? The answer is that I have been pondering an idea. The idea is to write some kind of mechanism that will grab the text from new entries to this blog and format them and apply them to my gopher phlog.
I’ve been looking into the WordPress API to do this, but I don’t really have any current text entries.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>It’s been a very long time since I posted anything other than a picture to this blog. I guess more entries are long overdue.</p>
<p>So why now? The answer is that I have been pondering an idea. The idea is to write some kind of mechanism that will grab the text from new entries to this blog and format them and apply them to my gopher phlog.</p>
<p>I’ve been looking into the WordPress API to do this, but I don’t really have any current text entries. To fix this, I plan to make some over the next few days.</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2017 18:12:56 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2016 22:00:58 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2016 15:12:48 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2016 16:53:54 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2016 10:22:47 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2016 20:24:48 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:31:35 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>It seems I had beauty-mode turned on when I took this selfie. Go figure.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2016 15:59:02 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2016 22:27:21 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2016 18:53:15 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2016 19:24:37 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2016 20:13:34 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2016 20:48:33 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2016 20:17:44 -0400</pubDate>
            
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            <description>Most Saturdays, I go visit my friend Rob where we watch movies or sports or just sit around and gab. This week Rob was unavailable, so I’m at home tonight.
I decided to watch the X-Files. From what I understand, this is a six-episode season of new content. So far, I like it.
I’ve had some more time to evaluate my new phone. I really like it. It’s a bit bigger than I would normally like, but just a bit.</description>
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<p>I decided to watch the X-Files. From what I understand, this is a six-episode season of new content. So far, I like it.</p>
<p>I’ve had some more time to evaluate my new phone. I really like it. It’s a bit bigger than I would normally like, but just a bit. It’s not so big that I feel as though I’m trying to use a tablet as a phone. More on this subject later.</p>
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            <description>So I got a new phone today an LG G4. It’s pretty sweet. At the same time I switched my mobile carrier to T-Mobile. I admit to some reservation over the decision. T-Mobile, historically, has a reputation of poor coverage. I’m happy to say that my experience so far has been pretty positive. At my house and at my parents’ house, the signal strength is excellent. I look forward to evaluating this new combo.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>So I got a new phone today an LG G4. It’s pretty sweet. At the same time I switched my mobile carrier to T-Mobile. I admit to some reservation over the decision. T-Mobile, historically, has a reputation of poor coverage. I’m happy to say that my experience so far has been pretty positive. At my house and at my parents’ house, the signal strength is excellent. I look forward to evaluating this new combo.</p>
<p>I have been in a training class for the last few days. It was a basic overview of the Axway MailGate appliance. I passed the exam this afternoon, so I got an Axway certification. Not sure if it will help me, but hey… it’s something.</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2016 22:26:27 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>So my nephew never got back to me. Yet, I remain committed. I’ll keep after people till someone video calls with me.
Today, I was in a class to learn Axway’s MailGate. Tomorrow I will do the same.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>So my nephew never got back to me. Yet, I remain committed. I’ll keep after people till someone video calls with me.</p>
<p>Today, I was in a class to learn Axway’s MailGate. Tomorrow I will do the same.</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2016 20:01:28 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>I decided to try out video calling on my phone. Google Hangouts seemed like it would be a good app to try. My biggest problem? I don’t know anyone to call.
My nephew Adam says he will give it a try with me. So, I’ll wait and see what happens. Technology is wild brother, just far out wild.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I decided to try out video calling on my phone. Google Hangouts seemed like it would be a good app to try. My biggest problem? I don’t know anyone to call.</p>
<p>My nephew Adam says he will give it a try with me. So, I’ll wait and see what happens. Technology is wild brother, just far out wild.</p>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2016 22:30:03 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>That’s just a reminder to myself. Tomorrow is a holiday so I need to remind myself it’s Sunday. This way I can enjoy myself more tomorrow by knowing that if not for the holiday, I would be at work.
I ordered a new phone today and plan to switch carriers.
I added a projects page to the site.
We met a lady today who is looking to catch feral cats in our area to help with the problem in Ranson.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>That’s just a reminder to myself. Tomorrow is a holiday so I need to remind myself it’s Sunday. This way I can enjoy myself more tomorrow by knowing that if not for the holiday, I would be at work.</p>
<p>I ordered a new phone today and plan to switch carriers.</p>
<p>I added a projects page to the site.</p>
<p>We met a lady today who is looking to catch feral cats in our area to help with the problem in Ranson.</p>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 13:40:53 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>The movie mentioned in this post was most likely Deadpool.</description>
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The movie mentioned in this post was most likely Deadpool.</p>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 12:50:27 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>Well, it’s been a few days, but I’m back with another post. My therapist once gave me some advice regarding going to the gym. She told me sometimes it was good to go, even if you knew you weren’t going to do a great workout. By going regularly, you can cement the habit of going so that in the future it becomes a rote process. In this way yopu have less of a “feeling” about it.</description>
            <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Well, it’s been a few days, but I’m back with another post. My therapist once gave me some advice regarding going to the gym. She told me sometimes it was good to go, even if you knew you weren’t going to do a great workout. By going regularly, you can cement the habit of going so that in the future it becomes a rote process. In this way yopu have less of a “feeling” about it. So, I’ll try to remember to post as frequently as I can, to get this blogging habit cemented.</p>
<p>Last night ME and I went to see the movie “Deadpool”. It was fun and I can say for certain we were entertained. We laughed… alot.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2016 21:10:07 -0500</pubDate>
            
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            <description>The title stays the same, but the content changes.
Those familiar with WordPress will know that every new installation starts with a sample post. The title of this post is “Hello World!” The post content is something about WordPress, but this is where I have made a change.
If all goes well, I’ll update this blog periodically… or not. Only time will tell.</description>
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<p>Those familiar with WordPress will know that every new installation starts with a sample post. The title of this post is “Hello World!” The post content is something about WordPress, but this is where I have made a change.</p>
<p>If all goes well, I’ll update this blog periodically… or not. Only time will tell.</p>
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